June 2013
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
whenever i smile really hard at my phone my mom gives me this knowing look like im texting some guy when in reality my otp finally started fucking in the fic im reading
one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said “like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan” and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before” and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell.
time to go to bed
with Satan
yes actually I do want some pieces of fiction to have an unrealistic number of queer characters because sometimes I want to feel not like a weirdo!!!!
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧~*~greedy queer 4 lyfe~*~
